Don’t you just hate when you break the stripper pole ? 😂

plasticbagvevo:

*walks past mirror*

*walks back*

*cries*

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

(via tuhree)

time for bed u little shit

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peacesword:

psyofficial:

are you from tennessee because your the only te

nnis player in the world congratulations

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h3adphonez:

volatilevibes:

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
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And the biggest dogs
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Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 
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and together
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That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

I’m moving…BYE MOM

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