tom-sits-like-a-whore:

disneybombshell:

ifeelcapretty:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

it hurts

the saddest part is that this isn’t even really a joke

(via sexwithsatan69)

starkpower:

‘be my friend’ i whisper as i continue to reblog yet another post from you

(via misterjandharley)

officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking

(via ohiouredhead)

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

(via sexwithsatan69)

souliberty:

sometimesyoureyoung:

spoken-not-written:

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

I actually needed that. 

This is great.

blameaspartame:

the hunter becomes the hunted

(via baarff)